Ballingry United (BAL)
CoachPaul Cockayne
StadiumBallingry Arena (40000)
CaptainAbe Dean
Coaching Points3
One Touch Football10
Morale0.49 (0.10)
LeagueOrigin Division 1: 2nd
EstablishedSeason 24 (2011)
NicknameThe Oozers
Following (Avg)23,768 (33,263)
Club Record
OverallDiv 1
Previous Names
Starmundo F.C. (STA)S24 - S30
Past Coaches
Leon Permentier (S24-30), Steve Boyle (S31-31),
Trophy Cabinet
Division 1 Winner140
Division 2 Runner Up225 37
Division 3 Runner Up136
Origin Cup Runner Up139
The Manager Cup Winner126
Wooden Spoon132
Name  (24 Players)PosASLELPU
Johnny Grotz GK327457
John Sieveright GK6221007
Michael Tarantnik GK0151007
John George SW327527
James Walker SW081000
Adam Walkingshaw DF324756
Richard Jobson DF224855
Dave Smith DF121556
Craig Nure DF4201001
Eddy Borough DF5151000
Ben Nevis DF6131000
Peter Lister DF771000
Adam Bett DM5151000
Ken Tyre MF421740
Jimmy Gray MF221555
Alex McClure MF5171000
Scott Hastie MF7131000
Kirk Wall WG327497
Abe Dean (c)WG525425
Ronnie McNeish WG1211006
Michael Nardone FW224555
Glen Coe FW422451
Paul Copeland FW6181000
Alexander Dow FW6131000
Players With Special Abilities
John Sieveright Swansong
Scott Hastie Passer
Alex McClure Passer
Ken Tyre Passer
Kirk Wall Chaser
Ben Nevis Wingback
Adam Walkingshaw Wingback
Paul Copeland Athletic
Unavailable For TradeMatches
Team Form
Last 10: lWLwWdWwLl
Team DPs: 140
Ballingry United are rivals to 2 teams.
Recent Transactions
March 10, 2019
Auction 1: Acquired Adam Walkingshaw 3/18 DF.
February 28, 2019
1/9 DF Rename (Bosman) signs in the draft.
January 25, 2019
0/8 SW James Walker (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
0/8 GK Michael Tarantnik (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
August 7, 2018
0/8 WG Ronnie McNeish (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
0/8 DF Dave Smith (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/10 MF Jimmy Gray (Bosman) signs in the draft.
February 2, 2018
0/8 FW Michael Nardone (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
0/8 DF Richard Jobson (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/11 SW John George (Bosman) signs in the draft.
July 12, 2017
1/10 DF Craig Nure (Bosman) signs in the draft.
0/8 WG Kirk Wall (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
Team Needs

Time, patience, structure, planning, luck, understanding, alcohol, inspiration, creativity, molasses, dedication, fresh fruit, loose women, religion, concentration, technique, warm underwear

Season 41 Kit
Next 5 Matches
Last 10 Matches
42 Jun 22 L0 - 1@Reading Division 1
41 Jun 21 W2 - 0Clarendon Division 1
39 Jun 15 L0 - 1Unsporting Division 1
38 Jun 14 W2 - 0@Spartak Division 1
36 Jun 08 W1 - 0Narainn Division 1
35 Jun 07 D2 - 2@Sitan Division 1
33 Jun 01 W4 - 2Orpington Division 1
32 May 31 W4 - 1@Tartessos Division 1
31 May 28 L1 - 4(n)Torpedo The Manager Cup
30 May 25 L1 - 3@Aberdon Division 1
About Ballingry United

Ballingry United have an undistinguished record, as the table of league finishes shows.  However, things are improving and in season 39, Ballingry headed the league for much of the time, before falling away at the end.  In Season 40, a fortuitous run of results gave the club its first league title.  Can Lady Luck do her thing again in season 41?

Seas Div Pos Coach
24 3 5 Leon Permentier
25 2 2 Leon Permentier
26 1 12 Leon Permentier
27 2 12 Leon Permentier
28 3 6 Leon Permentier
29 3 3 Leon Permentier
30 2 10 Leon Permentier
31 3 8 Steve Boyle
32 3 12 Paul Cockayne
33 3 8 Paul Cockayne
34 3 3 Paul Cockayne
35 2 10 Paul Cockayne
36 3 2 Paul Cockayne
37 2 2 Paul Cockayne
38 1 5 Paul Cockayne
39 1 3 Paul Cockayne
40 1 1 Paul Cockayne
41 1 2 Paul Cockayne



Ballingry Rovers F.C. were a Scottish junior football club based in Glencraig, Fife. Their home ground was Ore Park.

The club was founded in 1952 by Mr Andrew and Mrs Janet Clark of Ballingry Road with the aid of Jean Coron, originally playing at the King George VI Park in Crosshill. A successful amateur side for many years, the club stepped up to the junior grade in 2004. Their record in ten years of junior football was P 396, W 171, D 69, L 156, F 780, A 725.

The SJFA restructured prior to the 2006–07 season, and Rovers found themselves in the twelve-team East Region, Central Division. They finished third in their first season in the division and won the championship the following campaign.

The team were managed between October 2014 and their demise by former Aberdeen defender Willie Garner.

Coach's Bio: Paul Cockayne

Ballingry's manager, Paul Cockayne, is happy to say that he has led an interesting life.  He has not set foot on the moon or sailed single-handed round the world in a teacup, but nevertheless, in a small way, he feels content as he looks back from what is his 62nd year in existence.

Music has been a major part of his life, and his love of jazz (he plays vibes and piano) once found him on stage with a very drunk Humphrey Lyttleton.  Less auspicious were his experiences of providing backing music to performing dogs and a telelpathic chicken.

His games playing has led to some small success at bridge (two cups currently adorn his mantlepiece) - many hours playing cricket have yielded a lifetime batting average under five, although he does have a claim to fame in once having been responsible for conceding 8 runs from a single ball.

After a lengthy career in IT, Cockayne has latterly retrained as a counsellor and has met some amazing people who have left him with a wealth of stories to not tell for confidentiality reasons.

One story he does like to tell is of the time he was greeted by a woman in the local shopping centre.  She looked very familiar but Cockayne was unable to place her.  Rather than admit his failings, he decided to bluff it out, hoping to pick up some clues in the conversation as to who this person was.  Sadly, no clues were forthcoming, and eventually the woman realised.  "You haven't got the faintest idea who I am, have you?" she said.  "No", Cockayne replied, "I'm really sorry but I haven't".  She looked a bit affronted, which was quite understandable.  "I'm Dawn, your ex-wife", she revealed.

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