Newkie Illuminati (NEI)
CoachLes Lithgo
StadiumZion Fields (40000)
CaptainKevin Keegan
Bank696
Coaching Points45
One Touch Football1
Morale0.64 (0.07)
LeagueEvolution Division 1: 5th
EstablishedSeason 33 (2015)
NicknameThe Illuminati
Following (Avg)28,526 (29,615)
Club Record
OverallDiv 1
Wins13862
Draws7546
Losses9450
Pct.0.5720.538
Previous Names
None Recorded
Past Coaches
None Recorded
Trophy Cabinet
Competition#Seasons
Division 1 Runner Up136
Evolution Cup Winner135
Evolution Cup Runner Up140
Name  (22 Players)PosASLELPU
Freddie Woodman GK323743
Shaka Hislop GK618950
Bjorn Kristensen SD116703
Jonathon Woodgate DF421750
Steve Watson DF321750
Kevin Scott DF216550
John Beresford DF6111000
Marc Hottiger DF581000
Liam OBrien DM221843
Hatem Ben Arfa MF424750
David Ginola MF7121000
Mirandinha MF011803
David Batty MF791000
Craig Bellamy MA222844
Jonas Gutierrez MA116553
Tino Asprilla WG520600
Lauren Robert WG6111000
Andy Cole FW420750
Kevin Keegan (c)FW619907
Micky Quinn FW1141002
Alan Shearer FW881000
Ivor Allchurch UT514400
Players With Special Abilities
Shaka Hislop Maverick
Hatem Ben Arfa Maverick
Kevin Keegan Swansong
Tino Asprilla Passer
David Ginola Playmaker
Alan Shearer Athletic
Unavailable For TradeMatches
Micky Quinn 8
Team Form
Last 10: wwlWd-----
MVP: wwl
Team DPs: 44
Rivals
Newkie Illuminati are rivals to 0 teams.
Recent Transactions
January 27, 2019
0/8 MF Mirandinha (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/12 FW Micky Quinn (Bosman) signs in the draft.
August 12, 2018
0/6 MA Jonas Gutierrez (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
0/6 SD Bjorn Kristensen (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/11 DF Kevin Scott (Bosman) signs in the draft.
March 23, 2018
0/6 MA Craig Bellamy (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
March 9, 2018
0/6 DM Liam OBrien (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
February 4, 2018
1/11 GK Freddie Woodman (Bosman) signs in the draft.
August 12, 2017
0/8 DF Steve Watson (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
July 2, 2017
1/12 MF Hatem Ben Arfa (Bosman) signs in the draft.
April 6, 2017
0/8 DF Jonathon Woodgate (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
January 11, 2017
0/8 FW Andy Cole (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
Team Needs

The games to commence smiley

Season 41 Kit
Next 5 Matches
MDATEOPPONENTCOMP
9 Mar 23 (n)Leicester Evolution Cup
10 Mar 29 (n)Dutch Evolution Cup
11 Mar 30 (n)Asteria Evolution Cup
12 Apr 05 (n)Fulham Evolution Cup
13 Apr 06 Villains Division 1
Last 10 Matches
MDATEOPPONENTCOMP
8 Mar 22 W2 - 0(n)Sorukoviso Evolution Cup
7 Mar 16 W3 - 0@Chuzhou Division 1
6 Mar 15 L0 - 2@Leicester Division 1
5 Mar 10 W3 - 1Glasgow Division 1
4 Mar 09 D1 - 1@Colorado Division 1
3 Mar 05 W1 - 0(n)Adelaidonians Friendly Match
2 Mar 01 W2 - 0(n)Orgullo Friendly Match
1 Feb 26 D2 - 2(n)Huascaran Friendly Match
About Newkie Illuminati

A mythical, secretive group based in the North East of England. Many, many followers - although sections of the following are disillusioned with the direction the club has taken in recent times. However, they remain loyal, committed and fanatical for the cause.

 

Current aims are unknown. Rumoured to be awash with funds - but investment has been surprisingly lacking. Insular and not always accepting of 'outsiders'!

 

The black and white striped uniforms are adorned by the disciples of the club and worn with pride as they travel around the globe in their masses. Rituals include the compulsory imbibing of super-human quanties of local beverage 'newkie broon' - known to give the individuals super-human powers of immortality... at least that's the claim. Rumoured to have slightly intoxicating and potentially adictive qualities - with many suggesting that this is used in a mass mind control experiment to retain the followers loyalty and allegiance.

 

History books show that success is in the genes. Recently though internal wrangling at the top of the organisation have left the club devoid of focus. It is hoped that the recent appointment of Lithgo in a key position will allow this sleeping giant to start to reach it's potential...

Coach's Bio: Les Lithgo

Geordie boy. Mid-life crisis. Gambling. Eating. Drinking. Work, work, work...

 

Not quite living the dream... yet!

 

Think that covers it!

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