Newkie Illuminati (NEI)
CoachLes Lithgo
StadiumZion Fields (40000)
CaptainKevin Keegan
Coaching Points53
One Touch Football1
Morale0.42 (0.05)
LeagueEvolution Division 1: 10th
EstablishedSeason 33 (2015)
NicknameThe Illuminati
Following (Avg)18,608 (26,971)
Club Record
OverallDiv 1
Previous Names
None Recorded
Past Coaches
None Recorded
Trophy Cabinet
Division 1 Runner Up136
Evolution Cup Winner135
Name  (22 Players)PosASLELPU
Shaka Hislop GK526311
Freddie Woodman GK2181001
Darren Peacock SW624237
Steve Howey SW5111000
Bjorn Kristensen SD071001
Jonathon Woodgate DF321340
Steve Watson DF221412
John Beresford DF5141000
Kevin Scott DF1121001
Marc Hottiger DF491000
Liam OBrien DM116553
Hatem Ben Arfa MF321831
David Ginola MF617500
David Batty MF6131000
Craig Bellamy MA1131000
Jonas Gutierrez MA071001
Tino Asprilla WG420410
Lauren Robert WG5141000
Andy Cole FW321620
Kevin Keegan (c)FW518500
Alan Shearer FW7121000
Ivor Allchurch UT417490
Players With Special Abilities
Shaka Hislop Maverick
Darren Peacock Swansong
Tino Asprilla Passer
David Ginola Playmaker
Alan Shearer Athletic
Unavailable For TradeMatches
Kevin Scott 9
Team Form
Last 10: ldDd------
MVP: ldD
Team DPs: 16
Newkie Illuminati are rivals to 1 teams.
Recent Transactions
August 12, 2018
0/6 MA Jonas Gutierrez (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
0/6 SD Bjorn Kristensen (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/11 DF Kevin Scott (Bosman) signs in the draft.
March 23, 2018
0/6 MA Craig Bellamy (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
March 9, 2018
0/6 DM Liam OBrien (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
February 4, 2018
1/11 GK Freddie Woodman (Bosman) signs in the draft.
August 12, 2017
0/8 DF Steve Watson (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
July 2, 2017
1/12 MF Hatem Ben Arfa (Bosman) signs in the draft.
April 6, 2017
0/8 DF Jonathon Woodgate (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
January 11, 2017
0/8 FW Andy Cole (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/10 MF Stewart Barrowclough (Bosman) signs in the draft.
August 13, 2016
0/4 DF Marc Hottiger (5k) is promoted to the senior squad.
Team Needs

The games to commence smiley

Season 40 Kit
Next 5 Matches
8 Sep 21 (n)Sorukoviso Evolution Cup
9 Sep 22 (n)Elana Evolution Cup
10 Sep 28 (n)Tricolores Evolution Cup
11 Sep 29 (n)Gotham Evolution Cup
12 Oct 05 (n)Chuzhou Evolution Cup
Last 10 Matches
7 Sep 15 L0 - 1@Teddys Division 1
6 Sep 14 D0 - 0@St Pauli Division 1
5 Sep 08 D0 - 0Cascadia Division 1
4 Sep 07 D1 - 1@Colorado Division 1
About Newkie Illuminati

A mythical, secretive group based in the North East of England. Many, many followers - although sections of the following are disillusioned with the direction the club has taken in recent times. However, they remain loyal, committed and fanatical for the cause.


Current aims are unknown. Rumoured to be awash with funds - but investment has been surprisingly lacking. Insular and not always accepting of 'outsiders'!


The black and white striped uniforms are adorned by the disciples of the club and worn with pride as they travel around the globe in their masses. Rituals include the compulsory imbibing of super-human quanties of local beverage 'newkie broon' - known to give the individuals super-human powers of immortality... at least that's the claim. Rumoured to have slightly intoxicating and potentially adictive qualities - with many suggesting that this is used in a mass mind control experiment to retain the followers loyalty and allegiance.


History books show that success is in the genes. Recently though internal wrangling at the top of the organisation have left the club devoid of focus. It is hoped that the recent appointment of Lithgo in a key position will allow this sleeping giant to start to reach it's potential...

Coach's Bio: Les Lithgo

Geordie boy. Mid-life crisis. Gambling. Eating. Drinking. Work, work, work...


Not quite living the dream... yet!


Think that covers it!

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